My taylor is rich

Hi everyone, my name’s iMike and i’d like to talk to you ’bout a wonderful thing for your iPod : iLingo is the ultimate software you need when you’ll be in France that summer. It displays all the words and expressions necessary (like “i love you“, “where are the toilets” or “fuck, i have walked on a shit“, “let’s talk about sex“) for a happy living with those bloody french. You can try it here, or pay 50$ for the euro-version, and 40$ fot the asian pack. Could you tell me why those french bas**** doesn’t talk english, mmh ? It’ll be so easy !